He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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