How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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