i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
