apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
There's even glitter on my cock...
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