He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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