how can u be prego again
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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