I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I lost the right to judge tonight
My vagina just clenched in fear
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Randomize