Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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