well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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