Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
