Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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