I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He has the fingertips of a God
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