Heybabeimwearingurpanties
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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