But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
