tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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