The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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