I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
