Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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