i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
you never un-have a 4some
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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