im six kinds of drunk right now
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
