He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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