Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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