We're like a lot better than the average bears
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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