Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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