does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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