At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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