i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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