why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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