Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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