Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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