You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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