my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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