I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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