I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Do you still have your period?
I just pynch a tree in the face
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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