im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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