you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I should be sponsored by Trojan
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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