5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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