So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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