no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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