that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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