ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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