Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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