Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I want to make a zoo with you.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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