I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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