even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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