we have officially lost it.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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