im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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