I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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