Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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