Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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