Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
