bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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